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FloatingMist

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Chicago RARITY by FloatingMist, literature

waterlogged brush strokes by FloatingMist, literature

And we found God by FloatingMist, literature

The Monochrome Square by FloatingMist, literature

Here is the prince. by FloatingMist, literature

Lovely, She Is Lovely by FloatingMist, literature

Heavy Rain drabbles -spoilers- by FloatingMist, literature

Along the Way - L4D2 Drabbles by FloatingMist, literature

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Chicago RARITY by FloatingMist, literature

waterlogged brush strokes by FloatingMist, literature

And we found God by FloatingMist, literature

The Monochrome Square by FloatingMist, literature

Here is the prince. by FloatingMist, literature

Lovely, She Is Lovely by FloatingMist, literature

Heavy Rain drabbles -spoilers- by FloatingMist, literature

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  • Jan 16
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  • Deviant for 15 years
  • She / Her
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My Bio
Can you, for a moment, imagine how depressing it is to teach five centuries of masculine ineptitude?
History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind... with a bucket.


My answer to any awkward situation would have to be...
Gay chicken.

Ohai.

N A M E: ALYSSA, LYSSA, LISSY, LYSS, RYSSA, RYSS, ALY, ARIEL
N I C K: ACE, SWISSY, RYSSA-ROO, MAOU-KUN/魔王君・魔王くん・マオウくん, フロたん, MUU-MUU FUUSHISHI, DEAR-GOD-WHAT-IS-THAT-THING, NIGHTWING, WALKING DICTIONARY, SEAL, BANGS, E.P., EXTENDED PLAY, (THE) [DRUG] DEALER, HYUNG, OPPA, DERP, JACQUE, MINI-JACQUE, CINDERLYSSA, LYSSARELLA, THE LITTLE MERMAID, UNICORN OF THE SEA(?), GODLYSSA, RITZ, NYSSA, LYSSAKINS, AWYSSHA
O C C U P A T I O N: TEACHER, STUDENT, WRITER, READER, BOSS, WORKER, LINGUIST-IN-TRAINING, WARSTARTER, PEACEMAKER
F A N D O M S: YOUNG AVENGERS, SUPERMAN, BATMAN, THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, LEGALLY BLONDE, WEST SIDE STORY, HOMESTUCK, ACE ATTORNEY / GYAKUTEN SAIBAN, PERSONA (1-4), HOUSE, LEFT 4 DEAD (1&2), TEAM FORTRESS 2, SHERLOCK HOLMES, THE LORD OF THE FLIES, THE HISTORY BOYS, SCOTT PILGRIM, KICHIKU MEGANE, VOCALOID, KARE KANO, HETALIA, DEATH NOTE, DEAD POETS SOCIETY, SOUTH PARK, YOUNG JUSTICE, CATCHER IN THE RYE, HARRY POTTER, PORTAL, EUROVISION, A CHORUS LINE, VARIOUS K-POP, HANNA IS NOT A BOY'S NAME, STARFIGHTER, CUANTA VIDA, OATMEAL, TEAHOUSE, HEJIBITS, Fnb0y$, SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH, HEAVY RAIN, PROBLEM SLEUTH, L.A. NOIRE, THE PACIFIC, BAND OF BROTHERS, INCEPTION, SKINS U.K.
F O U N D . A T: Persona--MSN, ObsidianRule
H E R O E S: MYSELF, HUGH LAURIE, ROBERT SEAN LEONARD, STEPHEN CAMPBELL MOORE, DAVID SHORE, DOMINIC COOPER, JUNG 'U-KNOW' YUNHO, THE REST OF DBSK, DON SCRIPPS, DAVID POSNER, MISSUS LINTOTT, JOHN LOCKEWOOD, BEN FOLDS, MEN'S WAREHOUSE SPOKESPERSON, OLD SPICE GUY, THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD, MORGAN FREEMAN, SUPERMAN, MICHAEL CERA, STEVE IRWIN, BILLY MAYS, TED ALLEN, SAMUEL BARNETT, KATE BEATON, SAM DEWITT, MATTHEW INMAN, ANDREW HUSSIE, NORMAN JAYDEN, MATHIAS LAURIDSEN, JESSE EISENBERG
C H I L D R E N: DEVIN, CHARLES, BRENDAN, MARIETTA, NOAH, JERRY, GREGORY, KVETA, GARRETT, PARKER, MELANIE, KALEB, KAREN, PENN, MR. SHARPS, CLARKE, REMY, FLORIN, ELEN, YANN, AMBER, ALAN, ELIJAH, RILEY, ALEC, ANIKA, SHAUN, JACOB, NARCISSUS, DAFFODIL, JOSEPH, FELICE, CARSON, OSMOND, BENNETT, WILHELM, HENRY, CALVIN, GIDEON, TAYLOR, KIRK, MAC, HUNTER, ANDY, EMMETT, KYLIE, DENNIS
A D O P T E D: ALEX, EVERY HETALIA CHARACTER OUT THERE, YOSEOB, KENJI, KEISUKE, SHU, RIFF, PHINEAS, JOHN THE ZOMBIE, JOHN EGDERP, KANAYA
F A M I L Y: lazyrocker96 (the mother of my child), Raventears12 (my lover), obikenobi96 (m'wife), Kaochan123 (my IDE), TinyTiger04 (my grandchild), Kokoxoxmusic (the custody battle's other half), Amicalement (the unlawful husband)

YES I AM ABLE TO WRITE outside of caps lock.
Ahem.
'Scuse me.

<happiness> <war> </war> <peace> <love> </peace> <war>


Love and happiness, like water, flow anywhere. One day you may stumble upon a drought and think this is your end... but the rain will come sooner than you believe.
For anyone who, for whatever reason, still cares! And then there's a pretty empty writing blag I mean blog to go with it. Okay bye again! &hearts;
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GUYS GUYS.

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I WANT TO TRY SOMETHING COOL. I don't really know what to call it but it's like an exchange of some sort!! I'll write something about or relating to a piece of art you've drawn, fictional or otherwise (applying to both my work and yours heehee) and you'll draw something about or relating to a work of writing I've posted/done! C: Because I have no arts lol. DON'T GO LOOKING FOR THEM THEY AREN'T THERE. I suppose you can write about something I've written too? Even though that'd be a little awkward to manage but it's still very DOABLE. This is pitched primarily to my good friends but I suppose other people bothering to read this could pla
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Hm. Why must I read these things during low points in my life. ): dA you are my true fac-e-book.
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So. I'm pretty sure I'm done with the illustration thinggy to The Boy in the Box .

Some of the colors kinda bled [I decided to do it in watercolors], and I'm thinking I probably should've done it with the paper vertical, but. I kinda like it :meow:
I just hope you like it too;;

It's a kinda giant piece of paper, so some of the quality might drop when I take a picture of it.
Oh, and idk how to draw/paint broken glass. So. Sorry about that derpy part.

Thanks for giving me something to do while sick :'D;;
But now I have no excuse not to do my homework orz
:happybounce:

I drew hands just for you~
You don't even know how happy I am right now.
\o/!
Must be pretty happy for a sickly.
Very 8D

Oh, and my mom really likes your poetry :D She thinks you should make a book of them. And idk, sell it? /shrug.

bananafeather?
Omg, your mommy.

sorry I went to sleep lol.
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